Visit the Drunken Monkey on-line store and equip yourself with the latest Monkey fashions, while supporting the Drunken Monkeys!
Click the merchandise below to visit the store where we carry a variety of t-shirts, sweatshirts, stickers, buttons, hats, house wares,
baby items for that 'little monkey', coffee mugs, beer steins, and more.
Purchase on-line on a secure Hacker Safe audited site, major credit cards accepted.

Current Monkey Shop Coupons:
No current coupons...sorry.

Support your local Monkeys, Drunken Monkey wristbands! NOW On sale $4 each.

"Less Talk, More Monkey!" patches available for purchase. $3 each, see Greg. Bomb Shelter Bar patches available for purchase at The Bomb Shelter $3.

Actual 1963 magazine advertisement. The cost of pet monkeys has skyrocketed!.


(For entertainment purposes only, drinking monkey not actually for sale)